Meet The Parents Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Ben Stiller movie
Meet The Parents Script taken from a transcript of the screenplay and/or the Ben Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around, you'll. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Meet The Parents Circle Of Trust animated GIFs to your conversations. Share the best GIFs now >>>. Directed by Jay Roach. With Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro, Teri Polo, Blythe Danner . Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but.
Otherwise, step off, bitch. I have a plane full of people telling me you threatened that stewardess. I was not threatening her, I was just trying to get my bag in the overhead storage thing. Norm the Security Guard: You were acting like a maniac and then you threaten her with a bomb.
No, I said I didn't have a bomb. I said it's not like I had a bomb on an airplane. You said bomb on an airplane. What's wrong with saying bomb on an airplane? You can't say bomb on an airplane. A co-worker of Norm's comes in. We've got a specialist.
How'd you get here? I didn't do anything, Jack. Well, then tell these guys that I'm not a terrorist.
I'm not gonna tell anybody anything until you answer some questions. Unless you want to spend the next couple of years of your life in prison, you better goddamn well tell me the truth.
Did you do this? Just answer the questions. Did you have me taken off of that airplane? Just answer the question. Put your hands over there.
You're sick, you know that? Is your name Gaylord Focker? Are you a male nurse? Are you a pothead? Have you ever smoked pot? And you did that because you were desperately seeking my approval? Because you love my daughter Pam?
Do you wanna marry her? Do you want to marry her? What does that mean? I love your daughter, Jack. I love her more than anything.
But frankly, sir, I'm a little terrified of being your son-in-law. This whole weekend has given me a lot of doubts about whether or not I could even survive in your family. I think you've got some serious issues. If I lighten up, would you consider marrying my daughter? Would you lighten up a lot? Would you promise to let me and Pam live our lives and not interfere all the time?
Additionally, English language subtitles are provided as well. The director discusses issues that include working with the cast, utilizing the best camera angles for comedic effect, discussing scenes that were improvised and scenes that were scripted, and commenting on issues surrounding shooting on location.
The editor speaks about putting together the best functioning comedy from material that was filmed and discusses some deleted scenes that were excluded from the DVD release. In addition, the DVD features a twelve-minute outtake section, three minutes of deleted scenesand Universal's Spotlight on Location featurette. Spotlight on Location is a standard minute-long featurette about the making of the film which includes interviews with the cast members and contains behind-the-scenes footage.
A region 1 "Bonus Edition" was released on December 14, and contains three additional featurettes: Meet the Parents soundtrack The original motion picture soundtrack for Meet the Parents was released on September 26, on the DreamWorks Records record label. John and a hidden bonus track. For which Meet the Parents is to be commended — it's a bouncy, loose-limbed, families-do-the-darnedest-things sitcom that elicits ungrudging laughs without invoking water boys, pet detectives, or Klumps.
On his website, Berardinelli wrote that "Meet the Parents is put together like a TV sit-com,"  that Roach "strings together a series of hit-and-miss lowbrow gags with little care for whether any of the connecting material is coherent, interesting, or enjoyable in most cases, it's none of those three "  and concluding that "even with Stiller and De Niro, Meet the Parents is an encounter that can be postponed until it's available on video.
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Meet the Parents quotes
No, Dina, no, not a lot. In fact, Jack, I should clarify this. I didn't actually grow up The house we grew up in was originally erected So that, plus we had a lot of pets-- Jack: Which one did you milk then? Honey, he said he pumped milk.
What have you ever milked? I milked a cat once. You wanna hear a story? My sister had a cat, and the cat birthed a litter of kittens.
Must've been 8 of them, and there was this one little runt I went in and just simply, you know, just-- into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto-- that's what I named him. I had-- I had no idea you could milk a cat. Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples. I have nipples, Greg.
Could you milk me?
Are you a homeowner, Greg? No, no, I rent. So, things are going real, real well for you, aren't they, eh, Kevo? Gosh, things have been going so great lately. I got in early on some wireless I. What about you, Greg? What line of work are you in? I'm in health care. Yeah, so you know what I'm talking about.
There are a lot of Benjamins to be made now with biotech stuff. I don't have to tell you that. You gotta strike while the iron's hot.
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Greg's a male nurse. That's great to give something back like that. I'd love to find time to do volunteer work. Just the other day I saw this golden retriever that-- He had like a gimp, and he couldn't really-- It made me feel terrible. I wish there was something I could do. Yeah, well, I get paid, but also it feels, you know, good too. So it's kind of an everybody wins.