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Meet the Spartans is a American parody film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named At the Battle of Thermopylae, the Persians introduce their secret weapons, Ghost Rider and Rocky Balboa, who kills Sonio with a decapitating uppercut. Carmen Electra in Meet the Spartans () Ken Davitian and Sean Maguire . Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an the scene changes, and when the scene comes back to Xerxes the staple is gone . Nevertheless, and with Captain's young adult son, Sonio (TRAVIS VAN torture has varying degrees of blood on his face (more as the scene progresses). A Rocky Balboa look-alike knocks Sonio's head from his body (we.

An adult Leonidas Sean Maguire is cast out into the wild, survives the harsh winter, and hunts down a gangsta penguin Happy Feet. Returning a king for his inauguration wearing a penguin skin hat, Leonidas sees Margo Carmen Electra erotically dancing and asks her to marry him, to which she responds by giving him the combination to her armor-plated chastity belt.

Years later, Leonidas is training his son when Captain Kevin Sorbo informs him that a Persian messenger has arrived. Accompanied by the Spartan politician Traitoro, the messenger presents Xerxes ' demands for Sparta's submission.

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After growing angry with both the messenger's disrespect and finding him making out with his wife, Leonidas kicks him into a pit. Despite Traitoro's advice that the messenger's guards are now needed to convey the actual message, Leonidas kicks them in as well, along with several other people he simply dislikes, such as Britney Spears Nicole ParkerRyan Seacrestand the American Idol ju dg es. Resolving to face the PersiansLeonidas visits the prophets and gives them medicines such as Neutrogena as their price for their consultation.

They advise him that he should consult the Oracle for any advice. The Oracle, Ugly Bettyreveals that Leonidas will die should he go to war. After reaching a decision while spending the night with his wife, Leonidas meets the soldiers assembled for his departure to Thermopylaeand finds that only thirteen were accepted in the army due to stringent requirements. Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio. A man then proceeds to whip something heavy around so that it hits Leonidas' unseen scrotum several times from below we do see it hanging in those shorts below the chair.

When that doesn't work, that man spreads dog food on the same area, and it's implied that a dog bites there, but we don't see the impact. Throughout the film, we see Leonidas and other mostly buff and seemingly oiled up men in just very small and tight shorts.

We see young Leonidas in what looks like a large diaper. Various songs have sexually related lyrics see that category for more details. We see Queen Margo, dressed like a seductive schoolgirl revealing clothes, including showing cleavage, ponytail, and suggestively sucking on a lollipop.

She does some sexy dancing for Leonidas this is when they first meetincluding suggestively bending over. She then tells him to sign her "rack" chest, and he does, with her saying they're real. She then writes some numbers on his bare chest, adding that they're the combination for her chastity belt that she then reveals, in close-up, on top of her panty-style bottom. Leonidas French kisses a male messenger, stating that's how they greet men in Sparta while just "high-fiving" women.

As Leonidas describes this, we see two stereotypically gay-looking young men standing together. Queen Margo then says that she digs "big black dudes" the messenger is blackand the messenger delivers Xerxes' message that the Spartan women will become Xerxes' sex slaves. Leonidas later catches the messenger and Queen Margo making out, clothed and standing, with the messenger telling Leonidas, "Your wife's a ho.

As Leonidas describes his military plan regarding the Persians to some old prophets, they laugh when he says he's going to "take them in the rear" and then "reach around and take them from the front" prompting one prophet to state that it sounds like back-stage at an Elton John concert. We see a full nude rear view of Leonidas standing in a doorway, with several women laughing at him.

One states that he looks like a Ken doll, and he says it's cold as we see a close-up view of his genital-free crotch made to look like that on such a doll.

They all like him and we get more disgusting jokes that I dare not mention. We then get a scene where Margo wishes to tell Leonidas goodbye. We get a midget joke which is par for the course from these guys. In Thermopylae finallywe get a joke about the Hot Gates.

Leonidas and his fighters decide to refresh by drinking Gatorade.

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Do You Have No Shame? Who knows as this film never tells us why. That hunchback is known as…. Persians come finally and we get what could be a funny action scene as Method Man is the leader of these Persian troops.

He Leads The Wutang Division. Oh Yeah, And The Masks Have Different Faces The fat guy tries to do the famous jump slash scene frombut he overshoots his target and hits a wall instead. But of course, Leonidas reveals that they are about to stomp the yard and instead we get a break dancing battle with more gay jokes and Middle Eastern jokes.

We then get a song called Xerses Mix where a dance battle is put into a music video. You really must know that during all of this, my head is about to implode. Of course after that, we get…. The Spartans then go to force the Persians off the cliff. Method Man tries to reason that he only met these guys and is not apart of this war. No one believes Method Man and the bad guys fall off the cliff. The End……if only that were true. Leonidas then says that his team won the battle, but the enemy will win the war.

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Everyone of course looks at Leonidas like a moron. Okay Gatorade, you are really dumb. Of course back at Sparta, Margo is having what I believe is a tan……. We then get her having a message where she is getting stepped on. An advisor tells her that she must convince the consul to send in more troops.

Margo says her husband is dead and that she should move on. She also adds that besides, she has already added herself on J-date whatever the hell that is.

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However, once it gets her to losing her gardener…. Meanwhile, the Spartans are relaxing and giving us more gay jokes, the fat Spartan tells Leonidas that Xerses is coming.

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And who is Xerses, you may ask. He Is This Fat Guy. We get another sick joke where Xerses accidentally rips off his nipple and has to staple it back on. Xerses then trips because one of the guards who were supposed to become steps came too late. Xerses then kills the guy by shooting him with a gun. Xerses tells Leonidas that he has a deal to offer.