Meet the Robinsons () - IMDb
View Quote. Wilbur: Pop quiz. Who've you met, and what have you learned? Lewis: Okay, Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she. Meet The Robinsons Script taken from a transcript of the screenplay and/or the animated time travel movie. At least you'll have some Meet The Robinsons quotes (or even a monologue or two) to annoy . Special Agent Wilbur Robinson of the T.C.T.F. - The what? Let's just say, that was a very important day in my life. Day 44/ - Meet the Robinsons Quote “It's been a long hard day full of emotional turmoil and dinosaur fights.” -Wilbur | Disney | Quotes | Brush Lettering .
Lewis does not stay there for long, however, and ends up meeting the rest of the Robinson family except for Cornelius, Wilbur's father, who is away on a business trip. The Robinsons offer to adopt Lewis, but change their mind when they learn that he is from the past. Wilbur admits to lying to Lewis about taking him back to see his mom, causing Lewis to run off in disgust.
Lewis then discovers that Cornelius Robinson is, in fact, a future version of himself, and Wilbur is his future son. Because he was kept awake by Lewis' work on the scanner, Goob fell asleep during an important Little League game and failed to make an important catch that cost the game. Goob became so bitter as a result that he was never adopted and remained in the orphanage long after it closed.
Doris is "DOR", one of Lewis' failed and abandoned inventions. They both blamed Lewis for their misfortunes and decided to ruin his career by stealing the memory scanner and claiming credit for it.
Leaving Lewis behind, they take off with the scanner, drastically altering the future to a world where Doris' clones have enslaved humanity. The point is, your hair's a dead giveaway.
Why would my hair be a dead giveaway? That is an excellent question. Where are you going? But I don't just want to sit here. Hey, ring my doorbell. No, no, no, no, ring my doorbell. Look at this door bell. That's an accidental ring. It's in the rule book. What do you mean, don't go to the family? How can we not go to the family in this time of family crisis? By leaving the garage door unlocked, you let the time machine get stolen, and now the entire time stream could be altered!
That and someone took my bike. Look, I told you. It's gonna all work out. First, we keep Lewis in the garage, away from everybody. I show up and give him the pep talk of the century.
Then he fixes the time machine. Why is it an acorn? I didn't have time to sculpt everything. Okay, now, the time machine is fixed. His confidence in inventing is restored. He goes back to the science fair, fixes his Memory Scanner, thus restoring the space-time continuum. What about taking him back to see his mom? I just told him that to buy some time. Oh, yeah, can't see that one blowing up in your face. I got it under control. Wilbur Robinson never fails.
But on the slight chance that I do I'll run the numbers. It doesn't pertain to anything in You know, there's not necessarily And where does that leave me? Alone, rusting in a corner. What am I worried about? If this thing ever blows over, I really gotta get away from you and get some quiet time. Well, hey, there, little fella! Now, I know what you're thinking, and my clothes are not on backwards. Oh, I used to tell that one to my science students.
They didn't laugh, either. Anywho, what's your name, fruit-head? Well, say, Lewis, you haven't seen any teeth around here, have you? Been digging holes all day. Can't find them anywhere. All right, look, old man, I need to get back to the garage. Wilbur left me down there, and I wasn't supposed to leave, and these monsters There's no monsters on the porch, you ninny. Hope he ain't got rabies. Old man, I need to get to the garage! Well, sure, I'll get you there in a jiffy.
I know a shortcut. Welcome to the garage. Well, I'm completely lost. Lewis and me are looking for the garage. Lewis, will you give me a hand and time my race? Okay, Gaston, my toy train's ready for you. That's a toy train? On your mark, get set, go? Okay, Lewis, I got the blueprints.
Keep those tummies tucked. This isn't the garage. I don't think the garage is in here, either. A very grave matter, indeed. Quad Four, Alpha Omega Galaxy, needs a large cheese-and-sausage thin-crust? I'll be there in 30 minutes, or it's free. Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma! Your mother is trying to take a nap.
What is all the yelling out here? I don't want to hear any more! I'm going for a drive! She usually takes the Harley. I think my wife Lucille's baking cookies. Bake them cookies, Lucille! Why is your dog wearing glasses? Oh, 'cause his insurance won't pay for contacts. That's Uncle Spike, and there's Uncle Dimitri. Oh, no, Lewis, that's our butler, Lefty. Nice to meet you. Hey, Lefty, any idea how to get to the garage? We didn't ask her yet. I think you'll like her.
You ask me over And over and over Have you seen My peacock-feathered hat? Taught them everything they know. We need someone on maracas. Where is your heart at? Nobody knows that Even though you've him, her, me And an army searching I've got a feeling You will be reeling When you are bad And the circus comes to town Grandpa, I think I found your teeth.
And you see me leaving Dressed up as a magician Or something like that Sarsaparilla! My teeth are back! Well, glad I could help with the teeth, but, wow, look at the time. Lewis, I told you to stay in the garage! I did, but I went up the tube, and I ran into your family, and I You met my family? Who have you met, and what have you learnt?
Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she Tallulah and Laszlo are their children. Joe is married to Billie.
Lefty is the butler. Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to. Lucille is married to Bud, and your dad, Cornelius, is their son. What does Cornelius look like? Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius. And nobody realised you were from the past? Thank you very much. Doris, get it off!
I've got you now. No, Lewis is my stupid roommate. My name's Mike Yagoobian. People call me Goob, but today, everyone that beat me up called me "puke face" and "butterfingers" and "booger breath. I didn't mean to Well, I was just looking for Lewis. He's always up there being dumb. Why didn't I think of that?
Mr Steak, you're my only friend. Game didn't go so well, huh? No, I fell asleep in the ninth inning, and I missed the winning catch. Then I got beat up. Afterwards, Coach took me aside and told me to let it go. Everyone will tell you to let it go and move on, but don't.
Instead, let it fester and boil inside of you. Take these feelings and lock them away. Let them fuel your actions. Let hate be your ally, and you will be capable of wonderfully horrid things.
Meet the Robinsons () - Quotes - IMDb
Heed my words, Goob. Don't let it go. Where is that boy? Separate and look for clues. Look what I found! Now, what did you find? That plus my stick must mean I don't even know what I'm doing. I mean, this stuff is way too advanced for me. And what if I can't fix this? Why do you keep saying that?
And don't just say, "Keep moving forward. Why would his motto be "keep moving forward"? It's what he does. What's that supposed to mean?
Robinson Industries, the world's leading scientific-research-and-design factory. My dad runs the company. They mass produce his inventions. His motto, "Keep moving forward. Carl, the time machine, the travel tubes. Your dad invented the time machine? Five years ago, Dad wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. He wants to build a time machine, so he starts working.
We're talking scale models. Dark day at the Robinson house. Prototypes two and three, not much better. Number six, 58,and they all end the same way. But he doesn't give up. Dude, I can't take you seriously in that hat.
He keeps working and working until finally he gets it, the first working time machine. Then he keeps working and working until finally he gets it again, the second working time machine.
I'm assuming that's a joke. I'm ignoring you for time reasons. This, my friend, is merely a model because, unfortunately, time machine number two is in the hands of the Bowler Hat Guy. Now, are you ready to start working? I think that's it. I knew you could. Nice work, my friend. Well, you know what they say!
If you aren't up here in five minutes, I'm gonna come down and get you! We'd better get up there. Let's get that boy! But I want to look, too. I didn't even know you could do that. Let's take her out for a spin. Now, to lure him out of the house. I'll blow it up! No, that won't work. Then he'll be dead. I'll turn him into a duck! Yes, it's so evil!
I don't know how to do that. I don't really need a duck. This may be harder than I thought. No, no, no, no, ring this doorbell. That doorbell will give you a rash. I'm two for two, man. If they don't do it on purpose, it doesn't count. Read your rule book. You can take your rule book and shove it right I don't believe in fretting or grieving Why mess around with strife?
Guess I was cut out To step out and strut out Give me the simple life Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is served. I want a sloppy joe! Oh, Billie, could you please pass the gravy?
Coming to you, big girl. Reminds me of the time my meatball pizza staved off civil war on the black moon of Keward. Where's my sloppy joe?
Thank you for the gravy, Aunt Billie. Why is the kid still here? Any of this ring a bell? Science fair, Memory Scanner, a time stream that needs fixing? He's just having a little confidence issue. I've got it under control. So, Lewis, are you in Wilbur's class? Well, yes and no. Lewis is a new transfer student.
I think you mean North Montana. Hasn't been called Canada in years. Do you know Sam Gundersen? Then we can see if he has the family cowlick. He can't, because he's got bad hat-hair. A North Montana man doesn't care about hat-hair. Let's see the cowlick! All right, everyone, hold your horses. Lewis, do you mind? I'm afraid this isn't gonna stop otherwise. Now, don't be shy. Surely, that is not the best you can do. Your skills are strong, but not strong enough.
Your words do not threaten me, brother. Now the real battle begins. Your meatballs are useless against me. Then perhaps it's time for spicy Italian sausage!
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Is dinner like this every night? No, yesterday, we had meatloaf. Okay, gang, time for the second course. And what goes better with meatballs than P.
Hey, that's just like Is everything all right? We're just experiencing bugs. Just what the doctor ordered. My friend Lewis is an inventor. He can fix it. Wilbur, you know I can't. Give it a try. You don't understand what's at stake here.
Uncle Joe's seen the toast! We're past the point of no return! If he doesn't get P. You would really be helping us out, Lewis. One dragonfly on the rocks, please, Mr Barkeep. Hey, hey, Frankie, baby, you gotta tell us one of your jokes. How about that one with the bullfrog? All right, you bozos. Have to get that boy out of the house.
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So I turn to the bullfrog, and you know what I says? Talking frogs with their own little outdoor bar, and so smartly dressed! I says, "Hey, not with my umbrella, you don't. That's a good buzz. You are now under my control. I am now under your control. Did you just say, "Excellent," because I said, "Excellent"? I've recalibrated the dispensing conduits and aligned the ejection mechanism and There he is, that repulsive, half-witted fool!
Now, my slave, seize the boy. Bring him to me. Did you not hear what I said, you idiot? Grab the boy and bring him! Well, it's just that there's a million people over there, and I have little arms. I'm just not so sure how well this plan was thought through. Okay, that should do it. Let her rip, Lewis! Uncle Joe can't hold on much longer. Is it gonna work?
From failing, you learn. From success, not so much. If I gave up every time I failed, I never would have made the meatball cannon. I never would have made my fireproof pants. Still working out the kinks. Like my husband always says Keep moving Keep moving Stop Okay, talking frog, not a good minion. Need another henchman, something large, not too bright. Something that won't talk back. What is he still doing here? Get rid of him. Hey, what are you doing?
Get your lousy mitts off of me! You're gonna regret this! I wonder if I should tell Doris. No, I'll make it a surprise.
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Old man, I need to get to the garage! Well, sure, I'll get you there in a jiffy. I know a shortcut! And five and six and seven and eight. Keep those tummies tucked.
This isn't the garage. I don't think the garage is in here, either. A very grave matter, indeed. Quad Four, Alpha Omega Galaxy, needs a large cheese-and-sausage thin-crust? I'll be there in 30 minutes, or it's free. Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma! Ah, lighten up, sis. Lasz, I mean it! Your mother's trying to take a nap.
What is all the yelling out here?! I don't want to hear any more! I'm going for a drive. She usually takes the Harley. Why is your dog wearing glasses?
Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts. I think you'll like her. You ask me over And over and over. Have you seen My peacock-feathered hat? Taught them everything they know. Franny, this is Lewis. Nice to meet you, ma'am. We need someone on maracas. Where is your heart at? Even though you've him, her, me and an army searching.
I've got a feeling, You will be reeling. When you are bad and the circus comes to town Grandpa, I think I found your teeth.
And you see me leaving dressed up as a magician or something like that. My teeth are back! Well, glad I could help with the teeth, but, wow, look at the time. Lewis, I told you to stay in the garage! I did, but I went up the tube, and I ran into your family and I— Wilbur: Who have you met, and what have you learned?
Bud, Fritz, and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she? Tallulah and Lazslo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.
Bud is married to Lucille, and Cornelius is their son.
Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius. And no one realized that you were from the past? Hold your applause, thank you very much. I mean, this stuff is way too advanced for me. And what if I can't fix this, what are we gonna do?
Why do you keep saying that? And don't just say "keep moving forward". It's my dad's motto. Why would his motto be "keep moving forward"? It's what he does. What's that supposed to mean? That is an excellent question. Robinson Industries, the world's leading scientific-research and-design factory. My dad runs the company.
They mass produce his inventions. His motto, "keep moving forward". What's going on, why aren't you seizing the boy?!? I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through. And so it begins.
Surely that is not the best you can do. Your skills are strong, but not strong enough. Your words do not threaten me, brother.