Meet the Parents () - Robert De Niro as Jack Byrnes - IMDb
Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents () Greg meets Jack Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller Jack Byrnes: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? . Greg Focker: Will you stop making fun of me for being a nurse?. Meet the Parents is a comedy film starring Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller But then how do you really know for certain that your loved ones are safe with this stranger? You gave me life, you gave me milk, you gave me courage. 'SNL': Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller Re-Create 'Meet the Parents' as in “Meet the Parents” and its sequels, but last night marked a first for I mean, you can milk anything with nipples,” Cohen answers, a not-so-sbutle reference to “Meet the Parents.” “Really? I have nipples. Can you milk me, Mr. Cohen?.
Ben Stiller: Greg Focker
Well, they say geniuses pick green. But you didn't pick it. What do you mean? You know, the whole drug thing? No, I don't know. Why don't you tell me? Some people think that to "puff the magic dragon" means to- They're really, uh - to smoke - to smoke - a marijuana cigarette.
Meet the Parents () - Ben Stiller as Greg Focker - IMDb
Puff's just the name of the boy's magical dragon. Are you a pothead, Focker? No, no, no, no, Jack. No, I'm - I'm not - I - I pass on grass all the time. I mean, not all the time.Milk a Cat - Meet the Parents
I got a plane full of people saying you threatened that stewardess. I was not threatening her. I was just trying to get my bag into the overhead storage thing You were acting like a maniac and you threatened her with a bomb. No, I said I didn't have a bomb. But you said bomb. I said, "It's not like I have a bomb".
You said "Bomb" on an airplane. The filmmakers were asked if they had made up the name or if they can prove that such a name exists.
The aspect ratio is 1. English language audio tracks available with the film are a 5. Additionally, English language subtitles are provided as well. The director discusses issues that include working with the cast, utilizing the best camera angles for comedic effect, discussing scenes that were improvised and scenes that were scripted, and commenting on issues surrounding shooting on location. The editor speaks about putting together the best functioning comedy from material that was filmed and discusses some deleted scenes that were excluded from the DVD release.
In addition, the DVD features a twelve-minute outtake section, three minutes of deleted scenesand Universal's Spotlight on Location featurette.
Spotlight on Location is a standard minute-long featurette about the making of the film which includes interviews with the cast members and contains behind-the-scenes footage. A region 1 "Bonus Edition" was released on December 14, and contains three additional featurettes: Meet the Parents soundtrack The original motion picture soundtrack for Meet the Parents was released on September 26, on the DreamWorks Records record label.
I will bring you down to Chinatown. Dialogue[ edit ] Jack: Let me ask you a question, Greg.
Let's just say you have kids So, you hire a baby-sitter, someone you think you can trust. References, work experience — it all checks out fine. But then how do you really know for certain I mean, can you ever really trust another human being, Greg?
Sure, I think so. The answer is, you cannot. Greg, would you like to say grace? Oh, uh, well, Greg's Jewish, Dad. You're telling me Jews don't pray, honey? No, no, no, no, I'd love to. Pam, come on, it's not like I'm a rabbi or something.
I've said grace at many a dinner table. O dear God, thank You. You are such a good God to us, a kind and gentle And we thank You, O sweet, sweet Lord of hosts You have so aptly lain at our table this day Day by day by day. O dear Lord, three things we pray.
To love Thee more dearly. To see Thee more clearly. To follow Thee more nearly Oh, Greg, that was lovely.
That was interesting too. Oh, honey, why don't you read Greg your poem? Oh, no, he doesn't want to hear that. You see, when Jack had to retire That's a bunch of malarkey. The doctor thought it would be therapeutic if he Honey, you wrote the most beautiful poem about your mother.
Robert De Niro: Jack Byrnes
Please, we really wanna hear it. It's a work in progress. I'm still not happy with it. As soon as it's ready, then I am going to glaze it onto a plate You gave me life, you gave me milk, you gave me courage. Your name was Angela, the angel from heaven. But you were also an angel of God, and He needed you, too.