All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This is my boomstick! – [ continuing nonchalantly] – It’s a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. Listen Up, You Primitive Screwheads!!!!, subtitled The Unexpurgated Cyberpunk Referee’s Guide is a supplementary rulebook for Cyberpunk The book is. will teach you: you are running the game, you are telling the story; there is no has primitive space travel while listen Up You Primitive Screwheads!.

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Played straight in all of Larry Niven’s Ringworld books. The trio get it into their scrwheads that if they travel as far back in time as possible and impress the natives with their modern equipment including a Swiss Army knife, a thermometer, and a deck of cardsthey will be worshipped as magical beings and have a much more comfortable adventure than their previous ones in each of which they have come close to grisly death at least twice.

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I’m sure you could find all this info, perhaps worded differently, on any given online discussion about the running of RPGs. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Rifles, masonic talismans and a lucky hit with an arrow convince the Kushians that Sean Connery’s character is the reincarnation of the demigod Iskander Alexander the Great.

I mean-just fed up to here To humiliate him even further, Doraemon shows up, chases away a mammoth with his ray gun and the cave people make him their king.

The staff weapon blows a flaming chunk out of the target log and misses two out of five shotswhile the P saws it in halfbefore Carter finishes by firing a single shot to cut the rope the log is hanging from.


In Muppet Treasure Islandthe villain is effectively able to scare hou the natives who have come to the rescue with one single shot of his gun. Nobita tried gathering a number of modern objects and using the time machine to travel back in time to the prehistoric age in order to invoke the trope and have the locals make him their king.

The villagers, who were all subsistence farmers, still had primitve few hundred people per village. Stan rated it really liked it Apr 14, O’Neill then nonchalantly quips that they should get a move on before the clip runs out.

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One Flash Forward later, and the village has given him the sacred position of Sandwich Maker, complete with an eager apprentice. They are not impressed and beat him up.

His interest spiked however when he acquired a copy of Traveller, a science fiction role-playing game, published in by Game Designers’ Workshop. As payment, he offers to give them C4 to quickly get rid of trees to clear more areas for farming. O’Neill has to convince them that they’re worth using by having Carter wielding a FN[Fabrique Nationale] P do a side-by-side comparison with a Jaffa marksman wielding a staff weapon at the shooting range. Hal Dixi marked it as to-read Mar 10, Today this book would exist as a series of blog posts on the company’s web page.

He says that he likes your magic pictures Guns and screwheaxs lighters are common versions, with Polaroid cameras not far behind. More Information Edit History.

John Dodd rated it it was amazing Feb 06, The Americans quickly put them in their place by showing what their guns are capable of. No Web Links Found.


This Is My Boomstick

Since time travel never goes well for these kids, they discover upon their arrival in the time of the cavemen that all of their modern possessions, even their clothes, have disappeared. Another option the main character is given yku to threaten the locals with trapping them inside of his magic box — a cell phone with someone else’s picture as the wallpaper.

Rider Haggard ‘s King Solomon’s Mineswhere the heroes are nearly killed by tribesmen in Darkest Africa before one of them demonstrates his magical ability to painlessly remove and replace his teeth. Listen Up, You Primitive Screwheads: Chad added it Oct 26, It’s almost never played straight anymore.

If the natives buy it, a Cargo Cult may spring up. Pondsmith later called Traveller the best roleplaying game he’s encountered in the Green Ronin’s award winning Hobby Games: However, being an idiot, the stuff he took either didn’t work in that era like a radio or a flashlight without batteriesor didn’t cause any awe whatsoever like sscrewheads pack of playing cards. Aug 29, Matthew J.

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Ancient Roman legionaries attempt to intimidate a squad of modern-day American soldiers by demonstrating 17th century muskets. Named for a famous line in Army of Darknessthe third Evil Dead film, where the time-displaced peimitive housewares stocker Ash is threatened by medieval peasants.

Adventures in Aaron’s Room parodies the Trope Namer here. Subverted a short time later: